Revenge on The Utterly Perfect Murder

I think that The Utterly Perfect Murder will be about someone that talks about how is the perfect way to kill someone. Maybe a story about someone planning a lot about how to kill someone, trying to do it in the most utterly perfect way. MAYBE someone does something wrong to the main character and so the main character talks about getting revenge and thinks of killing that person and wants to do it in the most cruel and utterly perfect way possible. *evil smile*

There was one time when my sister stole my chocolate. GRRRRR. I'm such a chocoholic, and when someone STEALS my chocolate, that's major news. I mean, I don't mind sharing. If you ask, I can give you some. But STEALING?? Yeah. I left my chocolate bar in the fridge because it was melting a lot. It was milk chocolate... my favorite! Then the next morning, I found that IT. WAS. GONE. I asked my dad (he tends to just eat whatever is in the fridge) but he said he didn't eat it. Then it had to be my sister. I asked her after school (she escaped by leaving for school early) and she was like "What? I was hungry" and in that moment I wanted to be like Joey from Friends and scream out "KRISTEN DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!" But I was nice and I let it go. 'Cause I'd be getting my revenge. *evil smile* The next day my sister had bought Peppero and left it in the fridge so it wouldn't melt and I found it. First. Heehee. So I ate half the box. OK maybe more... there was only 2 or 3 left. Then when my sister came home she was yelling at me like "WHY'D YOU EAT MY PEPPEROS?!?!?!" and I simply said "You eat my milk chocolate, I eat your pepperos. Call it even?" and she's a cool girl so she was like "fine." I have to say it felt goooood :]